Thursday, February 09, 2006

Age is nothing but a number

Oh, this is going to be a good one...

Age is nothing but a number


however, in your case that number is not 29


Blogger geoff.appleby said...

but ugly is forever.

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but when multiplied by your heart rate and divided by your IQ times the MPG your car gets in the city, you REALLY have something.

4:13 PM  
Anonymous fatty said...

And that number, my friend always increases. And as it increases, you become statistically more likely to die. And even if you somehow live 'til your next birthday, you'll almost certainly develop gout, heart disease, or -- at the very least -- liver spots between now and then.

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...Hahaha! Just kidding, you old fart.

8:51 AM  
Blogger Explanations said...

A big number, in your case. I suggest you start using roman numerals - just say

"I'm LVX years old".

Once you get beyond "X", people have forgotten what those letters mean.

And nobody rmemebers the "Put the smaller value in front to subtract the value"

9:38 AM  
Blogger Explanations said...

No, really, it doesn't matter to me.

No, I don't think it sounds better if you write it as 0x30.

9:40 AM  
Blogger Nick said...

Just like your salary... yet for some reason the bigger your salary, the more attractive you are, while the same isn't true of age. Why is that?

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Wife PhC said...

however, in your case that number is not 29.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah that's one field which can always be accomodated in a tinyint column or even lesser ;)

10:12 AM  
Anonymous tweedledopey said...

Who ever knew that 23 was unlucky?

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Fatty said...

I voter for Wife of PHC

11:03 PM  
Anonymous Wife PhC said...

I vote for Anonymous...old fart one

12:39 PM  
Blogger geoff.appleby said...

I vote for Explanations, the 0x30 one.

4:00 AM  

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