Get your feet massaged
Get your feet massaged
posted by Explanations at 12:40 PM
Dove "Promises" (tm) candy has a saying inside each wrapper. But due to space limitations, they have to omit the rest of the saying. This blog is devoted to fixing that problem.
6 Comments:
Because we know how sore they are after a long day of kicking ass.
Or, simply have them removed. Consider how much money and time you'll save in the long run
I have nothing funny to say, except that Dove chocolate is stupid. And kinda bossy. Get my feet massaged? What, now? That's rather presumptuos. What if I don't want to? Dang. Who died and made them masseuse god?
You deserve it, Mr. Corporate Guy. After a long day of sitting on your ass, I think you could really use it.
Honestly officer, that's all I thought she was offering me and I was paying her for!
No, wait a second, that's not it. Not "massaged". What's that word? Ah, yes...
"Get your feet fumigated."
Please, for the love of god. Have you been dancing with racoons again?
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