Dove "Promises" (tm) candy has a saying inside each wrapper. But due to space limitations, they have to omit the rest of the saying.
This blog is devoted to fixing that problem.
posted by Explanations at 12:40 PM
Because we know how sore they are after a long day of kicking ass.
Or, simply have them removed. Consider how much money and time you'll save in the long run
I have nothing funny to say, except that Dove chocolate is stupid. And kinda bossy. Get my feet massaged? What, now? That's rather presumptuos. What if I don't want to? Dang. Who died and made them masseuse god?
You deserve it, Mr. Corporate Guy. After a long day of sitting on your ass, I think you could really use it.
Honestly officer, that's all I thought she was offering me and I was paying her for!
No, wait a second, that's not it. Not "massaged". What's that word? Ah, yes..."Get your feet fumigated."Please, for the love of god. Have you been dancing with racoons again?
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