Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Sometimes one smile...

Sometimes one smile means more than a dozen roses...

(winner)

But more often than not, one smile means that you're thinking of them naked.

18 Comments:

Blogger Nick said...

But good luck getting a smile from your woman if you forget those roses.

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes one smile means more than a dozen roses... and sometimes it takes more.

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... but usually it isn't. So buy the stupid roses already and get ready for another night alone with the TV and your cat that only stays with you because you don't let it out.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Wife PhC said...

but it is not even in the same room as a precious gem.

1:29 PM  
Blogger bbrown said...

But you'd better have the roses all the same.

2:00 PM  
Anonymous MartinJ said...

But if she smiles back, your wife will charge you even more.

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Fatty said...

For example, suppose you walk up to a person and say, "Smile if you intend to give me some quantity of money greater than the retail value of a dozen roses." That person's smile is demonstrably worth more than a dozen roses.

Easy.

4:04 PM  
Blogger Explanations said...

But after what you've done, I think you'll be spending some time at Zales.

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Geoff Appleby said...

But more often than not, one smile means that you're thinking of them naked.

8:31 PM  
Blogger Darren Oakey said...

... but unfortunately those times are rare, and you have no way of identifying when they are.

12:08 PM  
Anonymous kbiel said...

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4:08 PM  
Anonymous kbiel said...

Er, I meant:

...but a restraining order means even more.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...but roses cost less than a divorce, so if you like your life, go for both the smile and the roses.

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Fatty said...

I vote for Darren Oakey

10:59 PM  
Anonymous Jason Kuiper said...

which is why orthodontists cost more than florists!

5:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so study dentistry in college and not botany!

7:17 AM  
Anonymous Wife PhC said...

I vote for Geoff Appleby

12:36 PM  
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