Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Watch reruns, they replay your memories

Watch reruns, they replay your memories


Anonymous tweedledopey said...

Because living in the now, you know, sucks.

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Gilligan's Island Producer said...

And eventually the pain from the needles we are using to keep your eyes open will diminish.

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Wife PhC said...

So your brain can continue to use valuable real estate to remember all the words to every disco song ever recorded...Dancing Queen...Feel the beat from the tambourine Oh Yeah!

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Fatty said...

And I am not just saying that because I get a nickel every time you watch an episode of my show.

Kind Regards,

Jerry Seinfeld

10:49 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

Because you've spent so much time watching television, that you've made no memories of your own, and remembering old television shows is all you have.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Erein said...

then fast forward them, then rewind, then go slow mo, then screen by screen...heh, heh, heh...
hey! wait! Get back here. Did I say you could put down the remote?!

6:15 AM  
Blogger geoff.appleby said...

Watch reruns, they replay your memories.
Read a book, it fires your imagination.
Go for a walk, you'll live longer.
Don't smoke.
Beware of strangers.
Wear sunscreen.
Step on a crack, break your mothers back.

Will the voices in my head please shut up?

4:04 AM  
Blogger Explanations said...

Like that time you jumped over the shark on waterskis.

1:04 PM  

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