Flirting is mandatory
Flirting is mandatory
posted by Explanations at 1:05 PM
Dove "Promises" (tm) candy has a saying inside each wrapper. But due to space limitations, they have to omit the rest of the saying. This blog is devoted to fixing that problem.
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Clothes are optional.
Legal Disclaimer: Advice in Dove Promises is provided as-is, with no express or implied warranty. Dove Chocolate, and it's parent company, Mars Incorporated, take no liability for consequences that may be incurred if our advice is followed.
Flirting in the wrong situations can lead to problems such as: Sexual harassment law suits, being slapped in the face, having a drink poured on you, or drunken sex which leads to pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases.
Flirt at your own risk.
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