Dove "Promises" (tm) candy has a saying inside each wrapper. But due to space limitations, they have to omit the rest of the saying.
This blog is devoted to fixing that problem.
posted by Explanations at 1:50 PM
shine a flashlight in your ear, airhead.
Snort a line of stardust.
You don't know how to do that? We can't figure it out either. It's like that woman from Bewitched who could wiggle her nose. But if you find out how, be sure to let us know. We'll type it up and put it in a chocolate wrapper.
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