Dove "Promises" (tm) candy has a saying inside each wrapper. But due to space limitations, they have to omit the rest of the saying.
This blog is devoted to fixing that problem.
posted by Explanations at 8:44 AM
Dude, you've got to help me out. I told the guys in my frat that I had a really hot girlfriend at home. You *do* remember when I ran interference for you so Jill wouldn't find out about Lisa. Or Laurie. Or Jan....And if you could put something in there about my butt being squeeze-alicious, I'll buy you a beer when I get back in town.
That is if you can find a pen and paper. I know it's sooo like 1980, but girls just love to fold these things up and stick em in their bras to read later. And with the way you look... having your letter tucked into a bra is probably the closest you're going to get to second base anyway.
to your 13 closest friends, or you'll break the chain. John Smith in idaho broke the chain, and the following week his cat was run over by a bus.Alice Jones in outer-mongolia broke the chain and about 60 years later she died of old age.Don't let it happen to you.
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